I love looking at the search terms by which people find my blog. “Republicans suck” is the biggest one by far, followed closely by a series of searches along the lines of “rainforest fluff balls.” But today’s pick is “most unnatural real ass.”


I mean, the disconnect there (“real” vs. “most unnatural”) is kind of amazing. But for what it’s worth, I assure my fans that I have an ass that is real and wholly natural. No cyborgs here.

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