Friday fluff

This is one week late. I actually wrote it last Friday, and somehow forgot to post it. But it’s STILL TRUE.

Something that will  make me very happy: Adam Lambert as the new lead singer for Queen. OMG.

The longer I think about this, the happier I get.



OMG pink dolphin!!!

Pink dolphin!!!!

Pink dolphin!!!!


Okay, this week’s recap made me laugh so loudly that I’m surprised my coworkers down the hall didn’t walk over to see what was up.

Quick Friday Hit

So I completely missed this Target Women from a month ago, and I think it might be one of the funniest yet, so I’m going to link to it for you. Enjoy!

I love my Subaru!

Ha! This is from Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde:

100 Things I’ve Done

Internet memes are about right for my attention span right now. This one is going around lots of blogs right now. Bolded things I’ve done, italics are for the 5 things I want to do.

1. Started my own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band (I don’t think those eclectic music groups count here.)
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than I can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland/world
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sung a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched lightning at sea
14. Taught myself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty (it was closed back then!)
18. Grown my own vegetables (only herbs!)
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitchhiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort

25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run (not counting whiffle ball)
32. Been on a cruise (I say research cruises count!)
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of my ancestors (sure, might be interesting)
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught myself a new language (kinda)
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (Having a job is amazing!)
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke (and there is humiliating video)
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt (What about Geysir! Mostly I just want to get to Yellowstone already, not so much for Old Faithful.)
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had my portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud

54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial

71. Eaten caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades (I’m counting driving through it!)
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone (never!)
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had my picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House (not the inside.)
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (poor mussels!)
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury (I’ve never even been called, it’s weird)
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake (it was WAY too cold)
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone

99. Been stung by a bee (never!)
100. Ridden an elephant

New FotC!

Season 2 is coming out in a month, and the first episode was released as an online premiere on Funny or Die! (Sorry, can’t seem to get it to embed properly here.)